Archive for June, 2011

June 20, 2011

Developer’s Notes #1 – “It saves php files, not png or jpg!”

This is copied and pasted from the Comic-O-Matic’s developer blog:

“What’s with it saving comics as PHP rather than JPG or PNG?”

I think the file-format for saving is coming from your browser.  Comic-O-Matic is written in PHP code, and creates PNGs. When I right-click, it names the files something like comic.php.png, but I watched someone else do that and their browser saved it as a BMP image… Try just renaming your saved files with the .png extension, and that should work. (Let me know if it doesn’t.)   I am working on setting up permalinks to the comics, and am making a better image-save option (see the Face-O-Matic site for an example).

On Windows or Linux, one generally renames a file by finding it in the file manager, right clicking on the file, and selecting “rename”. Once you do that, backspace out comic.php replace it with comicname.png. On Apple OS X, it looks like you click once, hover the cursor over the file, say a prayer, do a rain dance, wait for the file name to turn blue, and then backspace out comic.php and replace it with comicname.png.

Upset Cat: Did you really just make that joke? Innocent Troll: What do you mean...? Upset Cat: You know damned well that a rain dance is not ncecessary. Happy Troll: Just be glad I didn't make a "right click" joke. Sad Cat: Yeah, cuz that trolling hasn't been done a million times before. Satisfied Troll has nothing to say.

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June 18, 2011

Astonishing Logic

Troll, happy: So I hooked up with this really hot guy at a party. Neutral Cat: Oh? How was it? It was great, and I want to date him, but he has a girlfriend. Skeptical Cat: What makes you think he wouldn't cheat on you, too? Happy Troll: Because I'm way hotter and cooler than his girlfriend. Skeptical Cat: Right, of course.

June 18, 2011

Chicken Dinosaur

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June 18, 2011

Vancouver 2011

Cat in dispair: Boston Won! This is Bullshit! Alien with sad face: Ya, it kind of sucks. So Close. =( Cat with conspirator face: What can we do about it? Alien with happy face: Lets destroy Boston! That'll show those yank fuckers! Cat with pondering face: Dude, I don't have that kind of gas money. Alien with insanely angry face: Fine, Vancouver it is!

June 18, 2011

Weinergate

Troll: Did you hear about the weinergate scandal? Uninterested Mouse: No, what's it about? Upset Troll: It turns out that politicians lie to their wives, too. Bored Mouse: Why is that controversial? Angry Troll: This ony politician only talked and sent pics, but did not touch. Angry Mouse: How dare he!